IF YOU FLY YOU DIE!
I once scratched built a little plane for my OS 10. Maiden was at a soccer field and there was a steady breaze right down the runway. I had it in a stand still into the wind and turned to tell my wife to "look". when I turned back it smacked dead center into the soccer goal. She said, "thats nice dear do it again"[:@]. Welllll a least she didn't yell GOOOOAAALLL!

Now when I go to the field she just asks me if I have my trash bag[sm=confused_smile.gif]