AHHH brings me back to those times when i was combing the desert with my 22 one 1ONE G-FORCEINATOR when i hit a pebble containing radio active substances, it caused an explosion so intense...SO RIGHTEOUSS that it blew me shoeys straight up me boottocks and right out me nostriles. While being selfish and thinking only of my bootocksinator and me nostriles i didnt realize the GAPIN hole in the earth to till this day we call the GRANDE CANYONE!.YOU DONT KNOW THE VALUE OF A PARTNERSHIP OF GOING TO THE BANK! WEEKS LATER i can back to see the geographical feature i had created with my own two BUcheeks and nostriles when i saw a little twinkle of twine in a bottle of whine that cought my eye that brought be back to the times when.... i was combing the desert with my 22 one 1ONE G-FORCEINATOR when i hit a pebble containing radio active substances, it caused an explosion so intense...SO RIGHTEOUSS that it blew me shoeys straight up me boottocks and right out me nostriles. While being selfish and thinking only of my bootocksinator and me nostriles i didnt realize the GAPIN hole in the earth to till this day we call the GRANDE CANYONE!.ANYWAY i was at Walmart and i saw SAMUEL ADAMS and he said AINT U BUCHEEK BILL?! I WAS INSANLY ASTONISHED and over all ANSTONISHED! I could not believe he know my alias in which only me and my dog POOFPAR knew. I said hey u beer maker how u know my name? He replied so fast my shoeys went straight up my butoks...( i guess my shoes entering that region is hereditary)...OUT MY NOSTRILES, BOUNCED OFF THE STOOL UP MY BUTT OUT ME NOSEYS HIT THE WALL AND LANDED IN SAMMY BOYS BEEEEER! He said that he was the one drinking the twinkly twine whine that brought be back to wheni was combing the desert with my 22 one 1ONE G-FORCEINATOR when i hit a pebble containing radio active substances, it caused an explosion so intense...SO RIGHTEOUSS that it blew me shoeys straight up me boottocks and right out me nostriles. While being selfish and thinking only of my bootocksinator and me nostriles i didnt realize the GAPIN hole in the earth to till this day we call the GRANDE CANYONE!. SO kids keep this story in mind beacuse u might very well be the next maker of a national land mark to which we will one day call the POOFPARSAMMYBOYGFORCEGIGIDABOOUSHKATOXIRYMCATOR.