RE: Wild (possibly heretical) notion
She's actually an 80. She not a, uhm, virgin. She's been around, so to speak, before she found me. Runs well and smells nice. I just got her an accessory, a muffler to quiet her down to keep the neighbors from talking about what goes on around here.
If my fiancee was reading this, I'd be slapped right about now. But, she let's me spend some time on engines every now and again so I can't complain.