See my son what happens when you leave the ways of the BVM, much trouble is to be had , and hard times and much confusion can be met with. Return now to the peace and calm ways of the Great Bob.

I have tried every year to lead you to the light but you keep straying why my son ? Come home before something bad happens like the last time .

I am always here for you if you need some one to talk to , I know it can be tough with all of this temptation out here but resist and call on the BVM to deliver you and he will with the help of your credit card numbers!!!

Your humble servent for ever in the ways of the BVM

Bandit Boy.... AKA the Monk