You guys must be better pilots then me, when my engine quits while I'm flying the following is NOT what takes place:

Sean: Gee, engine shut down, [sm=72_72.gif] See any smoke trail?
Spotter: Um, that's a negative, see if you can bring it around before you touch down, maybe waggle the wings a little.

It's more like:
Sean: LANDING!! (Ass clenches to a micron) [sm=drowning.gif]
Spotter: Dude, your engine quit. [sm=what_smile.gif] Did you do that? Or was it the plane?