First of all no one is advocating violence towards his cat. You said it yourself - they are jokes.

I for one am sick and tired of having to watch what I say because I might offend someone. Get over it.

God Bless, Merry Christmas, I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America. If you don't like what I say, don't read it. BUT, you are certainly welcome to reply in any manner you want, because I served my country to make sure you have that right!

BTW, it's "The more I'm around some people, the more I like my dog" by Sonny Burgess and I love that song.