RE: Problem with my trainer's tail feathers.
I mostly agree with what everybody else has said so far, but I have to interject on the throwing away of the tinfoil. I suggest making a 'hat' of sorts out of tinfoil to keep the aliens (and/or Government) from getting into the ole' noggin. It's kinda hard getting used to sleeping with it, but in time you will adjust. And it makes a fantastic popcorn warmer! And a wonderful conversation piece!