Instructions? What a great idea!
OK, I have a partner in Canada who is Chinese, and one in China (also Chinese) where superskids are assembled. In one small document, I called for the words "for a better fit". The printing came out "for a batter fit". I pointed out the mistake and explained the difference to my partners. Their official response was "Now we don't have to print
'Made in China' on the label."

At least some of them have a sense of humor about this.