Bro, I'm glad you didn't shoot the wife. Gezzz, had to reread that as well.

My wife seldom walks into my shop, but she does check the mail 100% of the time and usually gets to my goodies before I do. She once told me, "another plane?" I replied, "Yes, how many black leather shoes do you have"? Another one that works is,,,,,"you have more than one purse right".

She asks why do you need another plane, they all do the same thing. I reply, why do you need more than one purse or more than one pair of black shoes. That usually puts a quick end to the conversation.