World's biggest idiot
Amazing how newcomers are always afraid of crashing, me, it always seemed I lost or damaged more planes in transporting than flying. By biggest fear when going to fly is not taking off or landing, it's getting the plane from the basement to the truck and to the field in one piece.
Few hazards I encountered:
Low beams in basement
Screen door and the freak gust of wind
Hatchback cylinders decide to give out
Truck in neutral and rolls
Letting your 6 month old Labrador "help"
Letting you buddies help while a new 1/4 warbird is up flying
Girls in bikini tops at the flying field
Bungee not secured on transporting rack in truck
Field box not supported
5 gal bottle of water in the back of the truck not
secured, creates the "steamroller effect"
and the final.....................Ceiling Fans!!!!!