Sounds like one of those deals that's so unbelievable you don't even get mad. Like me a few weeks ago sawing a large tree limb with a pole cutter. Couldn't quite get the saw high enough but, hey....if I pull my truck up and stand on the tail gate ............ you know the rest. $1200 limb. Just shook my head. I think I heard the Verizon theme song going off somewhere.