Geeez. I can't believe you guys would mess with Greenacre like that. Very childish and most definitely uncool.

Greenacre, don't let those guys get to you or lead U astray, man!

Ever wonder why your engine runs so well for extended periods without adjusting the valves or points? It's because Bob Wilcox PERSONALLY adjusts the flux capacitor in each ECU before shipping, and the (BVM patent-pending) adjustment screw is then sealed away where customers can't mess with it. Messing with said screw risks bringing about intermittently failed mag-checks and carburetor icing.

Honest.