Think "spinner" and you will be on the right track - especially avoiding anything that has a rearward CG.

Did you read the news article about the Australian town whose mayor is advertising it as a great place for fat ladies to move to ? He says that the male to female ratio is so high that even the grossest and most obese women would find themselves in hugh demand. I'm currently searching for that town's opposite…

Nah .. in reality it's the fact that I rush over to stand right next to Joe McBride whenever the ladies appear. He is a magnet, and I keep hoping that he'll draw in more than he can handle, so that I may get some of the extras.

Gordon