Tim,
It's been GREAT to meet guys like you as well! Your family has been good to me over the years. I will never forget that Birthday Party that your Momma put on for me at Spiderman last Fall. Funny thing is.................................my Birthday is in April. Oh well....................................it was a helluva ride................er............................ .uh..........................I mean.............Birthday Party.

(never could figure out what that thing was on her left breast, it kinda freaked me out)