Thats funny! I hope you all had a good laugh afterward, I usually laugh my butt off after I almost get killed or maimed, especially if everything is okay in the end

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One time when I was flying my trainer first time in a cross wind (SE - ESE crosswind that day), I inadvertently flew my plane back to its table in the pits, it landed about 6 inches from hitting the wing on the table legs. It was only me and one fellow flyer there in the afternoon, we thought it was funny as hell, after we dodged the friggin thing. I quickly learned rudder control on approach after that.