David:

Always try to cheer up the snakebitten.

Speaking of which, did you hear about the fisherman who ran out of bait, saw a moccassin about to swallow a frog? He grabbed the frog for bait, and then couldn't let go of the snake. To get the snake quiet he poured a couple drops of white lightning in the snake's mouth, the snake shook itself, and slithered away. Few minutes later the fisherman felt something nuzzling his ankle. He looked down, and there was that snake with another frog.

Haw.

Bill.