ORIGINAL: DocYates

I don't know Patrick. I had been feeling so bad lately over all the elction stuff and the economic news, I became depressed. I called a "Depression Hotline", but like most of the companies in America now, it had been outsourced to an Indian compnay. I guy with a heavy accent answered the phone and though I had a hard time understaning him, I did manage to understand when he asked me if I was so depressed that I might be suicidal. I told him, after thinking about it a minute, that I just might be. He then offered me a job driving a truck, I start tomorrow.......