I once tried to get a medical certificate to fly, but got denied due to some stupid prescription. Well, it so happened that being deprived of such opportunities as me, I took advantage of Uncle Sam's Social Security program and bilked the taxpayers out of several hundred thousand dollars, and now I don't have to work for my place to live and hobbies. It's too bad the FAA doesn't have a better system in place for people who no longer require the meds. Because if they did, I wouldn't have had to do this.

NorfolkSouthern