ORIGINAL: RCKen
Disclaimer: I got this line from Minnflyer, but it's so appropriate I couldn't help but to borrow it!!!
Anytime your wife complains about the cost simply tell her this.
When I was single I had a lot of women and just one plane, now that I'm married I have one women and a lot of planes. Which one do you want me to do???
Ken
Ken ... that always works ... hahahahaaha ... its either planes or women ... the wives always make the right choice!