Larry - hey wait a minute, your Uncle Koolaid... but I think someone else just got elected to chairman...

How about doing the first Team USA fundraiser event at your meet, but of course we will need "Captain Koolaid", Rusty can you make it to Lakeland???

We could find a suitable impostor - Hey Matt can we dress you up as "Captain Koolaid" if Rusty can't make it... You might only have to chug 20 gallons of pink koolaid....

I better start cutting vinyl...