Swath, either you have a high thigh bone or your boy's are hanging a little low

ugh that sounds horrible, I am glad I am not the only one who, let's say is mechanically and mentally challenged at times. And who was it who said always and I mean always face the knife blade away from yourself when cutting, where do they come up with these silly ideas.
I heard a story on the news awhile back, where a group of friends (drinking) good start huh? well they were outside and witnessed a racoon going into an old pipe in the ground, well the one friend decides to pour gas down the hole and then go have a look see, when he got stuck in the pipe, he decided I can't see so he lit his lighter, and you guessed it, he was shot over the house, human cannon ball style. oh to have that on video
Cheers,
Wade