HI TO ALL , I AM JETAHOLIC , BUT HERE IS A GOOD REASON FOR THAT :

JETS VERSUS WOMEN
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JETS CAN KILL YOU QUICKLY ; A WOMAN TAKES HER TIME.
JETS CAN BE TURNED ON BY A FLICK OF A SWITCH.
JETS DON'T GET MAD IF YOU ' TOUCH AND GO '
JETS DON'T OBJECT TO A PREFLIGHT INSPECTION.
JETS COME WITH MANUALS TO EXPLAIN THEIR OPERATION.
JETS HAVE STRICT WEIGHT AND BALANCE LIMITS.
JETS CAN BE FLOWN ANY TIME OF THE MONTH.
JETS DON'T COME WITH IN-LAWS.
JETS DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW MANY OTHER JETS YOU HAVE FLOWN BEFORE.
JETS AND PILOTS BOTH ARRIVE AT THE SAME TIME.
JETS DONT MIND IF YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT OTHER JETS.
JETS DON'T MIND IF YOU BUY JET MAGAZINES.
JETS EXPECT TO BE TIED DOWN.
JETS DON'T COMMENT ON YOUR PILOTING SKILLS.
JETS DON'T WHINE UNLESS SOMETHING IS REALLY,REALLY WRONG.
HOWEVER
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WHEN JETS GO QUIET, JUST LIKE WOMEN, IT'S A BAD THING.

HAPPY HOLLY DAYS TO ALL , KEEP ON FLYING JETS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN ,
CHEERS,
ISAAC