Well im sure you all can relate..

mine would have to be:

1/ matt damon (seriously is this guy slightly retarded? (<span style="font-size: smaller;">no offence meant to proper normal retards whom are open armed accepted</span>) or is he just completly botoxed to the last as not to let his features produce any expression what so ever?

2/ john wayne (damm this fella could littlery convinse you he was reading from a book stuck on whoever was in front of him ) but neverthe less i enjoyed some of his movies so maybe i shouldnt have wrote him here.

3/ dennis quade........YAWN......the thoughts of him are putting me to sleep,possibly one of the BEST actors ever to be so unconveincing that the world has ever concieved. ha.

4/ Keanu Reeves man this fella is probably as flat as a tyre that has driven over a thousand nails

5/ steven segal..... even though i enjoyed his movies the man is seriously a little slow

6/ paris hilton...... (imagine a giant space shuttle sized turbine engine x 10 and the force that they can suck air through them, paris hilton would suck a hell of a lot better than this still