"Anybody who makes such a fuss about 58 dollars a year really...and I mean REALLY...needs to go and find a cheaper hobby. "

Have you explained that to the EC guys that created the PPP?
Seems folks have found a cheaper hobby, its called Flyin model airplaines without sending a check to muncie
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and you should be elated to hear they are doing exactly what you want:
They got out of the Pay Muncie hobby, just as you decreed.

Win - Win, you get what you want & they get what they want