RE: Why Pilots prefer airplanes over women
Pilots Prefer Airplanes Over Women
because they don't cost nearly as much,
you get something back (joy) on your investment without having to give back more every time,
you won't find the plane sneaking out with another plane,
when you're done with your plane, it doesn't ask for 50% of your net worth,
you can eventually figure out how to handle any airplane.
But drop either one to the ground from altitude, say hitting at 80mph, and they're going to break apart badly, and require a trash bag for clean up.