Originally posted by AtomHeartMother
I'm a nuclear security officer at a Nuke plant.
Hmmm...now I know I don't need headlights when I drive at night. 
Could you do me a favor then?
Have a word with the President and tell him then word is nuclear , not nucular.
argh! . . and it's his finger on the button, . . . . and he can't even pronounce the word!
-David C.