They're probably freaking out because they can't get to the tanning place.

My wife is Italian, from southeast PA and some of here family is in NJ. Ever since I heard about that show I've been putting it on and giving her a hard time. Right now I'm trying to find a t-shirt that has the Cadillac emblem thing with the Italian flag and NJ map in the middle. I wanted to give it to her on Valentine's day as a little joke but it doesn't look like its going to happen.

She keeps threatening to rent a copy of "Deliverance" or a box set of "Hee-haw" DVD's to play and make fun of my heritage.