Shaz, we here in south Florida have developed the cure for your serious problem. the crate that I built for you for your FB MB339 has been tailored to your exact physical size, please follow these instructions to the letter.
I fit yourself comfortably inside the crate
2 take a pillow and a blanket inside with you
3 take enough food and water for a five day trip
4 to ensure no damage please pack yourself tightly using all your cash, bonds and transferable securities
5 have Mrs Shaz nail the lid tightly closed
Ups will collect you in the crate and deliver you safely to me here by next day air, which of course takes five days including weekends
The cure will then be completed by a process called ,,,Disappearance
The crate will be returned to your family and normal life will be resumed..

Dr, Malcolm Stuart-Kay
asset surgeon.