RE: Why Pilots prefer airplanes over women
Imagine how much rc room she's taking up in that closet with purses, rarely worn dresses and shoes.
An airplane can't give you a disease. [:@]
Airplanes never smell like beached salmon. [X(]
Glow airplanes clean up with 409 and paper towels.
Airplanes don't make little airplanes.
It's way cheaper to reshape the nose on an airplane.
Check out the converted formal dining room. Makes a convenient location for my hobby.
Why do women have shorter feet than men do? So they can stand closer to the stove.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice!