I've seen with 1 example where a DVP's presence was needed, the HOF party. I'm sure there might be other examples where the World will stop turning if the DVP doesn't make the scene.
I'm sure you do take exception to my characterizations about wastefullness. For guys in your shoes the best defense is a good offense.....[8D]
Give me a break about the urgent need that 300 clubs have to be honored with your presence. Now we're crossing the line into "delusions of granduer"....
Yah, it's only a buck-twenty-eight, no big deal, easy come, easy go.