AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

After a great deal of research and consultation with R&M (Rube and Mickey) Professional Consultants I have finally devised the ultimate in an electronic caller. Made with the finest materials known to mankind, myself and my collegues expect this device to revolutionize the world.

Introducing the MJ MK1 ECCRBC (electronic caller, chore reminder, and beer chiller........OK, I'm still working onthe beer chillingpart).Imagine the possibilities of this little beauty. Recorded flatulance under the table at your next family dinner party! Revolution of the Psychic Medium industry!! Change careers to the exciting job of ventriliquist!!! The list is endless!!!! Oh yeah, it might even help you with your pattern practise!!!!!

To construct one of these life changing machines please send USD$99.99 to me at:

MJ Enterprises (Scam Division)
12345 Vanquish Road
Spuzzum, BC
Canada
F3A-W1N

In return I will issue one official blessing to construct this mind boggling device.

May you use it in good health and your scores increase immesurably.

It isApril 1st, isn't it???


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