Many years ago there was a little forklift in the maintenance shop for repairs. It had a little flathead four in it with all the spark plugs and distributor on top. It had the Rajah type terminals.

The was a elderly janitor man happened along and he said that he could grab all thos spark plugs with both hands and choke the engine down.

So he did grab the plugs and I thought it was going to kill him. He looked like one of those pigs in the slaughter house death row when they put the magic wand to his head.

So the little 4 cyl sputtered and finally quit. I don't think he was worth a toot the rest of the day?