ORIGINAL: el-John-o
<font size=''2'' face=''Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif''>1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.</font></p>
<font size=''2'' face=''Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif''>2. Never use a preposition to end a sentence with. Winston Churchill, corrected on this error once, responded to the young man who corrected him by saying ''Young man, that is the kind of impudence up with which I will not put!</font></p>
<font size=''2'' face=''Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif''>3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.</font></p>
<font size=''2'' face=''Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif''>4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.</font></p>
<font size=''2'' face=''Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif''>5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)</font></p>
<font size=''2'' face=''Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif''>6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.</font></p>
<font size=''2'' face=''Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif''>7. Be more or less specific.</font></p>
<font size=''2'' face=''Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif''>8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.</font></p>
<font size=''2'' face=''Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif''>9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies endlessly over and over again</font></p>
<font size=''2'' face=''Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif''>10. No sentence fragments.
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Don't use no double negatives.
Punctuation is also important. I think someone has used this example already but: "Let's eat, Grandma!" and "Let's eat Grandma!" Same phrase, different end result...