RE: LOL, Wife finds out....(not talkin about mine btw)
A jet or a wife, I would take the wife but only if she was built as good as the jet! Other then that she has to be out by sundown! That way she would be gone before I got home in the Viper with the new girl friend! Hope the new lady does not mind the smell of burnt kerosene in the morning! We would go flying right after she served me breakfast in bed!
Want to keep from crashing? stay at least 10ft from ground even on your take offs and landings!