I like the "club reciprocating" idea, where clubs agree to let each other members fly there for no additional cost.  The last two clubs I've been in were rural  and membership #'s were always small, if someone showed up with a plane and an AMA card they were our guest, free to fly as much as they want for as long as they want, come to think of it our club had no dues other than on occasional get together to mow or general maintainance.  I enjoy the OGG's mentioned above, but more problematic are the KIA's (know-it-alls), the GAAA's (general-all-around-*******s), the MARFEDTK's (make-a-rule-for-every-damn-thing-known).  Problematic but loved are the NPEWTC's (new-project-every-weekend-to-crash). [8D]