Howdy. ah figger smart folks hang out in th' aerodynamics part of rc unyverse, so ah thunk I'd ax a quesshun about an imprackical power source an' whut kind of aerodynamics'd be necessary. Ion-wind, so it's a type of fluid dynamics slash eleckrical thin'. ah sar sumpin about this hyar online whar they were talkin' about bendin' space time wif it.... bah. Not a mighty reliable source. So, hyar's mah quesshun, how does ah make a plane take off usin' ion wind, even eff'n it means usin' batteries fum a F5J model, an' yo' only git a sho't bust of power, so be it. It's a weird idea, an' thass th' whole point. Oh, negleck radio interference too. This hyar is jest a discusshun.

Ion engine no good for airplane.
Make feeble thrust, like sqwaw fart.
But thrust relentless, like stench of Pedo Mojado's teepee.
Relentless but feeble thrust good for accelerating spaceship already in space.
Many moons go by and spaceship go very fast.
Maybe man reach stars before grandchild become grandfather.

B.L.E. should speak for own squaw -- good squaw not feeble! Good squaw send brave flying like eagle!

Ion engine bad medicine. Make hole in hyperstrationisthermosphere. Hole let UV in -- make my people red.

Cold fusion good medicine. Cold fusion is power source of future!