Any authors here??? Check this out
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From: Wingina,
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Any authors here??? Check this out
I'm starting to wonder about Jack. First he stands next to me while I'm trying to start my UCD60 and starts flappin his gums knowing full well that I'm fighting hard to be civil. (I didn't even glare at him, but my lip was bloody from biting it!) Then he congratulates me on my landing in the crown of a birch tree and riding the trunk for 12 feet to the ground. (That's before I report no damage.) Then when we're wrapping things up for the evening, he sics his dog on me and it urinates on my boot. Then the mongrel urinates on my van and kicks up more gravel than a logging truck and deposits it on my new wiper blades! And Jack............well he's sitting there promising the mutt a steak! I'm starting to think its combat time! I've got this beat up ol Sturdy Bird that's got a hankerin to chew its way through the underbelly of a shiny new Twist! Beware buddy, paybacks are sure to come.
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Down, the gauntlet is dropped. You can chew on me, you can degrade my flying, my wife and kids, but when you challenge my dog's (mongrel??? a pure-bred black Labrador) good, necessary, and respectable urinations, you've gone too far. Your boots needed cleaning. He knew that.
I choose the weapons (and you'll like this): Sturdy Birdy II's (AKA Dirty Birdies) at 10 yards, over Swedetown ponds. You bring the plastic bags for pick up.
Gaw, we HAVE to get RJ to video tape THAT duel!
See what I mean. Who knew, when RVator started this thread about my new Twist, that it would stimulate the creative writing we read here. This site is woven through with talented and creative writing like this and it's a shame that no one is cataloging it. It would make for some funny fireside reading during the long cold days of winter when we can't take to the skies with our shiny glowpowered craft.
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Down, the gauntlet is dropped. You can chew on me, you can degrade my flying, my wife and kids, but when you challenge my dog's (mongrel??? a pure-bred black Labrador) good, necessary, and respectable urinations, you've gone too far. Your boots needed cleaning. He knew that.
I choose the weapons (and you'll like this): Sturdy Birdy II's (AKA Dirty Birdies) at 10 yards, over Swedetown ponds. You bring the plastic bags for pick up.
Gaw, we HAVE to get RJ to video tape THAT duel!
See what I mean. Who knew, when RVator started this thread about my new Twist, that it would stimulate the creative writing we read here. This site is woven through with talented and creative writing like this and it's a shame that no one is cataloging it. It would make for some funny fireside reading during the long cold days of winter when we can't take to the skies with our shiny glowpowered craft.
