i need help.im irish and stupid
 

Put a sock in it

Bollocks
 

On yer bike

i need help.im irish and stupid
 

Sorry for my frankness here, but this "1st" instructor should be bent over a saw horse and breech loaded for making this nice young man's first experience such a disaster. I wonder if he even offered to make some restitution? Keep it up Mike and good luck. I concurr with everyone. Keep asking questios. The only dumb one is the one you don't ask.