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mclina 09-05-2007 07:25 AM

Here's a good one
 
The next time my trainer dead sticks, I am going to sacrifice a goat....


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CGRetired 09-05-2007 08:25 AM

RE: Here's a good one
 
Right. Whatever floats their boat... or perhaps flys their Boeing...

chashint 09-05-2007 09:14 AM

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One of our club members was working on a foreign contract and there were some intermittent issues, he was being grilled by his customers about it and made the offhand remark that maybe it was the phase of the moon causing the problems. They took his failed attempt at humor very literally and made a formal request that the specifications be changed to specify that the device was to have full functionality regardless of the moon phase.

We fly in a rural area and I am not opposed to killing a goat at the start of the flying season. The difference is we would call it a barbeque instead of a sacrifice.

CGRetired 09-05-2007 09:48 AM

RE: Here's a good one
 
Count me in, Charlie! [sm=49_49.gif]

MinnFlyer 09-05-2007 10:05 AM

RE: Here's a good one
 
I'll bring the mint sauce!

CGRetired 09-05-2007 10:26 AM

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You don't use mint with goat, silly!! You use it on Lamb!! Jeech.. ;) :D

troposcuba 09-05-2007 10:34 AM

RE: Here's a good one
 
at the risk of turning this into another food thread, goat is good with curry. man i gotta stop posting when i am hungry:)

mclina 09-05-2007 11:41 AM

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ORIGINAL: chashint

One of our club members was working on a foreign contract and there were some intermittent issues, he was being grilled by his customers about it and made the offhand remark that maybe it was the phase of the moon causing the problems. They took his failed attempt at humor very literally and made a formal request that the specifications be changed to specify that the device was to have full functionality regardless of the moon phase.

We fly in a rural area and I am not opposed to killing a goat at the start of the flying season. The difference is we would call it a barbeque instead of a sacrifice.
One time I was working with a guy, and a customer asked for a chemical lift station with "all the bells and whistles". My coworker says to him, " I know you need a bell for the alarm, but why do you want a whistle?".

buz2au 09-05-2007 11:55 PM

RE: Here's a good one
 
My wife uses our dining room table a sacrificial alter, we have burnt offerings on ever night.

OzMo 09-06-2007 12:06 AM

RE: Here's a good one
 
You could use an oriental recipe from "101 Ways to WOK your Goat"

man I'm sorry that was BAAAAAD

troposcuba 09-06-2007 02:44 AM

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I just had a thought. don't kill the goat. next time ya deadstick and it is a pile, no trash bag needed. just turn the goat loose on it. they will eat anything. quick easy cleanup. might be a little hard on the goat though when he tries to pass the engine and prop out the other end[X(]

Missileman 09-06-2007 03:21 PM

RE: Here's a good one
 
We can't sacrifice any animals here but I do have a bag of Pork Rinds I can sprinkle on the runway. I wonder if that will help any?:eek:

HUNTERANDJEFF 09-07-2007 10:24 AM

RE: Here's a good one
 
I have to get a great laugh out of all of you guys!!!! People still eat goats? I thought that they were pets now a days.

chashint 09-07-2007 10:37 AM

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ORIGINAL: buz2au

My wife uses our dining room table a sacrificial alter, we have burnt offerings on ever night.

This is the best one .... made me laugh out loud.

opjose 09-07-2007 11:20 AM

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ORIGINAL: Missileman

We can't sacrifice any animals here but I do have a bag of Pork Rinds I can sprinkle on the runway. I wonder if that will help any?:eek:
At least your landings will be "crunchy".

:D

Charlie P. 09-07-2007 01:46 PM

RE: Here's a good one
 

. . . they will eat anything . . .
Not true. Not ours, anyhow. First apple leaves, then birch leaves, then hickory leaves, then maple and oak. Then dandilions. THEN grass or hay, but never a thistle or nettle. They're much more finicky than a sheep or a horse. Soft little mouths with no upper teeth.

Big failures in lawn control. I tried.

Good in a curry sauce, though. ;)


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