Here's a good one
09-05-2007 | 07:25 AM
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Here's a good one
The next time my trainer dead sticks, I am going to sacrifice a goat....
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09-05-2007 | 09:14 AM
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From: Rowlett,
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RE: Here's a good one
One of our club members was working on a foreign contract and there were some intermittent issues, he was being grilled by his customers about it and made the offhand remark that maybe it was the phase of the moon causing the problems. They took his failed attempt at humor very literally and made a formal request that the specifications be changed to specify that the device was to have full functionality regardless of the moon phase.
We fly in a rural area and I am not opposed to killing a goat at the start of the flying season. The difference is we would call it a barbeque instead of a sacrifice.
We fly in a rural area and I am not opposed to killing a goat at the start of the flying season. The difference is we would call it a barbeque instead of a sacrifice.
09-05-2007 | 11:41 AM
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RE: Here's a good one
ORIGINAL: chashint
One of our club members was working on a foreign contract and there were some intermittent issues, he was being grilled by his customers about it and made the offhand remark that maybe it was the phase of the moon causing the problems. They took his failed attempt at humor very literally and made a formal request that the specifications be changed to specify that the device was to have full functionality regardless of the moon phase.
We fly in a rural area and I am not opposed to killing a goat at the start of the flying season. The difference is we would call it a barbeque instead of a sacrifice.
One of our club members was working on a foreign contract and there were some intermittent issues, he was being grilled by his customers about it and made the offhand remark that maybe it was the phase of the moon causing the problems. They took his failed attempt at humor very literally and made a formal request that the specifications be changed to specify that the device was to have full functionality regardless of the moon phase.
We fly in a rural area and I am not opposed to killing a goat at the start of the flying season. The difference is we would call it a barbeque instead of a sacrifice.
09-06-2007 | 02:44 AM
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From: Incirlik, TURKEY
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I just had a thought. don't kill the goat. next time ya deadstick and it is a pile, no trash bag needed. just turn the goat loose on it. they will eat anything. quick easy cleanup. might be a little hard on the goat though when he tries to pass the engine and prop out the other end[X(]
09-07-2007 | 10:37 AM
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ORIGINAL: buz2au
My wife uses our dining room table a sacrificial alter, we have burnt offerings on ever night.
My wife uses our dining room table a sacrificial alter, we have burnt offerings on ever night.
This is the best one .... made me laugh out loud.
09-07-2007 | 11:20 AM
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ORIGINAL: Missileman
We can't sacrifice any animals here but I do have a bag of Pork Rinds I can sprinkle on the runway. I wonder if that will help any?
We can't sacrifice any animals here but I do have a bag of Pork Rinds I can sprinkle on the runway. I wonder if that will help any?
09-07-2007 | 01:46 PM
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RE: Here's a good one
. . . they will eat anything . . .
Big failures in lawn control. I tried.
Good in a curry sauce, though.
