Barbie Dies in Plane Crash!! (Pictures) UPDATED!!
02-05-2005, 06:18 PM
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Barbie Dies in Plane Crash!! (Pictures) UPDATED!!
Yesterday I was flying my Funtana 40 and lost all control it shot up and then nosed over and hit the ground. My pilot Captain Barbie died instantly..WARNING PICTURES ARE GRAPHIC
02-05-2005, 07:09 PM
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She looks alright, considering her age and the accident. I think a little work on the hair and she'll be fine. She just keeps going and going and going and********************************************. Sunny
02-05-2005, 07:13 PM
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Women drivers!!!
Sorry about the plane. Thanks for letting me know what mine looks like under all that covering!
Mike
Sorry about the plane. Thanks for letting me know what mine looks like under all that covering!
Mike
02-06-2005, 03:01 AM
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She looks alright, considering her age and the accident. I think a little work on the hair and she'll be fine. She just keeps going and going and going and********************************************. Sunny
She looks alright, considering her age and the accident. I think a little work on the hair and she'll be fine. She just keeps going and going and going and********************************************. Sunny
when barbie has a bad hair day she is totaled
02-06-2005, 03:17 AM
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as an after thought i am glad to see just what kind of pilot barbie is, as i am/was going to use her as the pilot of my stinson reliant. but i guess i should banish her to the right seat or better yet the back seat.
02-06-2005, 06:30 AM
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hmmm well after thinking about this for some time i have decided not to use barbie partly cause as i am working on my plane i seem to be in the crash forum, the tv is on 1st show was about the space shuttle challenger then AA flight 191 at o' hare and now aviation archeologists chasing wrecks just seems to be a bad omen
02-06-2005, 07:28 AM
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I must inform you that after extensive digital investigation and research into you alleged barbie induced catastrophic aircraft incident that the pilot is not Barbie at all!!! She is one of the dreaded Barbie clones that have been causing these types of incidents. If you will always remember to buy authentic Barbie products and not the clones available at the Dollar Tree or Family Dollar Store then you will never have these types of problems again! As we all know, the real Barbie is as an accomplished aviatrix as Patty Wagstaff! Never use Ken as he is a moron and failed his academy admissions test due to late night partying and an encounter with a clone!
Happy Flying!
LOOPMAN [sm=bananahead.gif]
Happy Flying!
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02-06-2005, 09:50 AM
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Actually, after witnessing several Barbie aviation fatalities, I have proof that the fault lies in an improper pre-flight inspection. Not once did I see anyone check the air pressure in Barbie's cranium. We all know that an improperly inflated cranuim does not operate at full capacity leaving open a large margin for error. There are several methods for checking the cranial air pressure but one of my favorites is to simply press firmly on the nose and listen for the sound of escaping air. This method requires no tools and also bleeds off excess moisture in the pilot's cranium. There will be a watery residue on the upper lip of the pilot. Do not forget to wipe it clean with a hanky and re-apply any makeup that was smeared.
I'm sure the same method could be used with the clones mentioned earlier
Keep your planes safe!!!!! Keep your pilots happy with a full head of air.
I'm sure the same method could be used with the clones mentioned earlier
Keep your planes safe!!!!! Keep your pilots happy with a full head of air.
02-06-2005, 11:04 AM
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Oh man is Ken going to be pissed when he sees what that b!tch did to his plane!!! [:@]
Oh man is Ken going to be pissed when he sees what that b!tch did to his plane!!! [:@]
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Somebody else bury that wench, I'm done with her.
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02-06-2005, 11:53 AM
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I think we will have to add this to the Barbie memorial retrospective on her flying career...
[link=http://www.wings-of-valor.net/uploads/BarbieBipe_250.wmv]"Barbie's Biplane"[/link]
[link=http://www.wings-of-valor.net/uploads/BarbieBipe_250.wmv]"Barbie's Biplane"[/link]
02-06-2005, 03:50 PM
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RE: Barbie Dies in Plane Crash!! (Pictures)
Barbie (authentic version ) and her friend (Leah?) have been flying my Midwest Super Stearman for a couple of years now with no worse incidents than heavy landings.She also flies all year round in her bikini without getting goosebumps!
To get them into the cockpit of the Stearman I had to saw them in half at the waist. My wife thinks I am a little weird because I kept the left over bits. Somehow I couldn't throw out those long slim legs and cute little buns
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02-06-2005, 04:18 PM
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lol redback
Well im kinda worse i stripped mine nakid.......... then painted on a low cut top........ then cut her hair lol now thats taking things too far
but does look good
Well im kinda worse i stripped mine nakid.......... then painted on a low cut top........ then cut her hair lol now thats taking things too far
but does look good
02-06-2005, 04:36 PM
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RE: Barbie Dies in Plane Crash!! (Pictures)
UPDATE!!!
Barbie is alive!!! miraculously I was able to pull her from the jaws of death by genetic manipulation and have given her an opportunity to go through some extensive re-training with the experienced pilot of my Spacewalker. She will fly back seat till fully trained. Wish her luck she is recovering from a very tramatic experience and needs every ones support..
Barbie is alive!!! miraculously I was able to pull her from the jaws of death by genetic manipulation and have given her an opportunity to go through some extensive re-training with the experienced pilot of my Spacewalker. She will fly back seat till fully trained. Wish her luck she is recovering from a very tramatic experience and needs every ones support..