Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer???

roflol

LOL! good one

Dear Abby, </p>

I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? </p>

Sam ___ </p>

Dear Sam, </p>

Yes. </p>

Run for public office. </p>

WOW LOL

If your wife likes your bike its very possible she has taken up with another biker he may be able to help you [X(]
very good