MI66

If you own more than 2 rc's and cant pay your bills on your trailer you might be a redneck.

crazydood47

if you have a truck with rims that are more expensive than the truck you might be a redneck

ssj2

If your wife said she was game and you shot her, then you are a redneck. I got that from those Redneck joke calendar things.

HONDAMX

you might be a redneck if,your most effective fishing lure is TNT

Spdsk8er

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if u use ur atv to turn marshall, u might be a redneck

chadchm8

if you start a poll about being a redneck, you might be a redneck.

A.B.U

If you cut your grass and find a car, you might be a redneck!
IF you give your wife fishinf lures for xMas, you might be a red neck!
If you buy your wife edible underwear, you might be a red neck!


Courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy.

annie_himself

If you have more RCs than you do cars in your 74 acre land you might be a redneck.
If you can't count to the number of lost cars on your property you might be a redneck.
If you lose a car in your yard you might be a redneck.
If you drink beer rather than eggnog on Xmas you might be a redneck.
If you buy Crystal "light" rather that Crystal and think is the same, you ARE a redneck.
If you have a rebel/american flag outside of your door you might be a redneck.

TeamTFR

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If you're walking the dog and you both stop to use the tree you might be a redneck

Lightfoot

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If you trick out your riding lawnmower, you might be a redneck...regardless of where you live.

TeamTFR

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All I did waz put magnetic bullet holes on it....along with 01 stickers....and I "modified" the muffler alittle....

Lightfoot

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The 01 is a sure sign.

TeamTFR

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Maybe I'll paint it bright orange..... [&:]

annie_himself

You listen to chopped and screwed too? I love it, even before H-town was on the map I loved it.

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It's cool but really depends on the song, some songs sound cool chopped and screwed but other songs sound retarted. Gotta give it up for Chamillionaire, he put H-town on the map.

annie_himself

No he didn't. It was UGK. Do you remember the Jay-Z song "Big Pimpin"? UGK was in that song, UGK is Pimp C, which is in jail, and Bun B. Mike Jones halped too, and Chamillionare kept it alaive, too bad him and Mike hate each other, they would make a tight collaberation CD.

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No they wouldnt, Mike Jones is one of the WORST rappers in the world. They were cool in swishahouse but when koopa started up CCC mike went his own way. If Paul Wall wouldnt have tried to jump koopa's brother rasaq they would still be together. Cam and Paul had some tight joints before that, but now Paul Wall just dont seem to have it anymore. Bun-B is pretty good too. Mike Jones says the same thing repeatedly in every song. His name, his cell phone number, and before his album he always said "my album who is mike jones, coming soon". Mike can play basketball pretty good, but rapping isnt his thing. Chamillionaire is my favorite rapper, his songs have the beats, hes got the lyrics, the flow, the punchline, and he puts it down on his songs. The cam songs they play on the radio arent that good compared to his tight songs.

annie_himself

I say Mike Jones to the fullest. Chamillionare has a tight flow, but his beats aren't up to par with Mike, Paul is the same. Cam? Koopa? DJ 5000watts!!! My bro can make beats as good as he can on my computer using a downloaded simulater. Its tight.

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They are better, but you have to hear the underground for the good stuff. Cam and Koopa are Chamillionaire, King Koopa was his original name before he started calling himself chamillionaire. Michael Watts is .... [sm=RAINFRO.gif] What program does your brother use, I want to do it because I do it at school sometimes with garage band but I dont have a mac.

fourwheels0

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rap is crap. get back on the topic threadjackers.

rednecks don't listen to rap because it's crap.

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Do you have any physical evidence to prove that rap is crap, i'd be interested in seeing some proof here. And nobody was talking about the original topic anyway so why are you nagging at me to get back on topic....

annie_himself

Haha.....ha.......................ha...not funny.
To tell you the truth I have no idea what he uses/used. All I know is he had a full board of switches that looked so real, and it even had a screen for you to hook up the wires in the back so you can use different stuff.

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I have 2 different ones but they are so complicated compared to garageband. but I dont want a mac...

MI66

you guys are loosers

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And you need to learn how to spell "losers"....