Unofficial joke thread
03-22-2006, 03:20 AM
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Unofficial joke thread
i'll guess i'll start then dum dum DUM
they made chuch norris toilet paper but it wouldnt take crap from anyone
hahahaha
they made chuch norris toilet paper but it wouldnt take crap from anyone
hahahaha
03-22-2006, 10:03 PM
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RE: official joke thread
chuck norris sleeps with a gun under his pilow
chuck norris let the dogs out
chuck norris doesnt see dead people, he makes them dead
An atom bomb was sropped on hiroshima instead of sending in chuck norris it was more humane
lol I dunno whats so funny about those chuck norris jokes but they get me every time
chuck norris let the dogs out
chuck norris doesnt see dead people, he makes them dead
An atom bomb was sropped on hiroshima instead of sending in chuck norris it was more humane
lol I dunno whats so funny about those chuck norris jokes but they get me every time
03-22-2006, 11:05 PM
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RE: official joke thread
one saggy boob said to the other saggy boob"we better get some support or people will think we are nuts!"
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
03-22-2006, 11:24 PM
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one saggy boob said to the other saggy boob"we better get some support or people will think we are nuts" hahahahha
03-23-2006, 12:56 AM
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RE: official joke thread
Chuck Norris once brought in a dying lamb that had been maimed by a cougar to the set of Walker, Texas Ranger. He caressed it with his beard until it was 100% Healed, frolicking around the set. He then roundhouse kicked it in the face, killing it instantly, just to prove that Chuck Norris giveth, and Chuck Norris taketh away....
03-23-2006, 08:45 AM
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RE: official joke thread
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris hasn't cried a day in his life.
The idiot cluster at my school, not me, always tells these jokes.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris hasn't cried a day in his life.
The idiot cluster at my school, not me, always tells these jokes.
03-23-2006, 08:49 AM
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Chuck Norris tried to drag my truck... And he lost. Because he was too busy thinking about all the STUPID JOKES THAT MAKE NO SENSE THAT PEOPLE MAKE ABOUT HIM... Is it just me, or is there someone else out there that doesn't get it either?
03-23-2006, 09:35 AM
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RE: official joke thread
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
03-23-2006, 11:53 AM
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Chuck Norris wasn't berthed as normal children are, he punched his way out of his mothers would, gave the doctor a roundhouse kick, grew a beard very shortly after, and stared at his mother...untill her head blew up.
03-23-2006, 04:13 PM
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RE: official joke thread
The only hand that can beat the royal flush is chuck norris's hand
Chuck norris went back in time to stop the jfk assasination, as the sniper shot, chuck norris took the bullet with his beard, deflecting it, jfks head exploded out of sheer amazment
One time chuck norris took a viagra just for fun, there were no survivors
Chuck norris went back in time to stop the jfk assasination, as the sniper shot, chuck norris took the bullet with his beard, deflecting it, jfks head exploded out of sheer amazment
One time chuck norris took a viagra just for fun, there were no survivors
03-23-2006, 04:17 PM
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One day chuck norris was walking down the street when a man ran into him, the man said "sorry" chuck said, do you know who i am? the man said no im blind. Chuck simply replied... Well im chuck norris. With those two words the man was instantly cured of blindness, to bad the last thing he ever saw was a roundhouse kick to the face
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Every night when Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he has a night light on, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
03-30-2006, 05:37 PM
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this is rally racist but its just a joke thatss why its on the JOKE THREAD
What is one difference between a Jew and a Pizza........The Pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.!!!!!!
What is one difference between a Jew and a Pizza........The Pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.!!!!!!