Do you get frustrated trying to learn the rolling harrier?



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Are you frustrated from smashing airframe after airframe while learning to torqueroll?

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Torque roll
Inverted Harrier
Rolling Harrier
and many other interesting maneuvers.....

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Not available in Minnesota or Mississippi, or any other state that begins with the letter M. Do not take Jess Rozman's 3D enhancement pills in conjunction with usage of 3D chips. Avoid direct sunlight while taking Rozman's 3D formula. Avoid flying warbirds or other mundane flying toys while on Rozzman's 3D formula. Usage of Rozzman's 3D Formula will slow the building of model airplanes. May also cause loss of hair and excess flatulance

Damn, I've already got the chip......If I get de-chipped can I take them? Hell with it, send me 2 bottles, I'll take my chances....[&:]

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LMAO!!!!!!!

HAR HAR!
thats pretty good Jeremy

My only concern is "How" they extracted it [:'(] and would I really want to swallow the pill [:-]

Well, let's see.......I'm already slow as Christmas as far as building goes. I don't have any hair. And I've beaten Jess at his own game when it comes to flatulance (just ask him about the elevator!)

So, I got nothing to loose!!!


But, I am a little worried about "where" that pill came from!

LMAO!!!

whats the world coming to?

Thats some pretty funny stuff Jeremy.

But now that Im aware of all of the side effects I think I'll continue upgrading my 3D chip. But I didnt know that you had to avoid exposure to the sun......I just thought that they made you repel the sun, and dont they effect your tastes in clothing somehow fooling you into thinking that black shoes and white socks with really baggy shorts looks good together?

Just let us know when you work out some of those side effects and I may be interested.

You dont swallow this pil Rik...you submerge it

LMAO-----> I heard the side effects are pretty bad the worst is that your junk gets shrunk. The NO ***** at ALL well we all have seen the key key stance.............

LMAO!! Send me 2 bottles right away!! My chip still isn't here.

i thought that NO ***** at ALL was caused by the Pucker factor, that's the other less talked about p-factor in aviation..

It would also be nice to have some of that Enhance Gator juice for those cover Jobs and also some of that Swany's Junk in your Trunk raisins when at need for BIGGER Balz.

well, I am sure Jess can also give you a direct shot if you don't want to swallow [X(]

Oh and I won't comment on the noassatall side effect

I was thinking you should make the 3D Rozman Suppositories incase you have and angry starfish.....

Some "Preparation 3D" by KeyKey, to help that inflamed hemorrhoid, so you don't have to squat when you fly...

Hellew..........

I heard that there is an extensive physical exam prior to a prescription being written.[X(]

Plus, my insurance won't cover it!!!!

"This is my starfish this is my thumb. One is for dumping one is for fun"

"Johnny keep your starfish clean!"

That was bad.........

You people are sick......I love it

Maybe you just need som "skyagra" Thatll help ya get it up!!!lool

I'll have the Jess Rozman 3D enhancement pills, please. What the heck. My chip is at least 3 upgrades behind. I'll just short the thing out. I'll take a bottle of Skyagra too.

I need all the help I can get...

PS, If you guys find out where it comes from, or how Jeremy got it... Don't tell me... [:'(]

I think that you should be aware that this pills can cause weird behavior if you take it with any hot mexican stuff.
Flatulencies may be stronger and louder than ever.
This is great.