Thats one stuffy airplane

INVERTED!

Hey, Don't take off, I'm still polishing the top of this thing!

Wax on...... Wax Off.....

Introducing the new fully maneuverable mid fuse. vert. stab. Works great on the ground for taxing but after takeoff watch your speed or you will loose it.

He just stepped out for a smoke!

* I thight that was the door to the restroom.

* Look ma, no hands.

* He's trying out the new budget class airfare. The view's great, but the cabin service is lousy.

You have heard of car surfin, well, this is plane surfin!!!!

Which rein do you pull to go right?

What did you say. I can't hear you.

Hey, I found the cure for forgetting to put up my antennae.

....as the days went on, flight school became progressively more difficult....

Where's the GAS STATION?

they sure are getting rough on the smokers aren't they ?

these illeagal immigrants are becoming even more desperate.

Guess that wasn't the bathroom door after all...

Anybody see my contact?

So, this is what they meant by third class...

Is that a tx in his hand?

VERY impressive model!

OK, so I couldn't find a sandworm. Hopefully, the Fremin will be impressed... - Mua'dib

"Who put CA in my aluminum polish?"

That is what happens when the PC's take over. Sure are rough on the smokers.

Sir, do you want a seat in the plain? or do you want the smoking
section?

After Larry's death and subsequent Darwin award, a young (and much more intelligent) engineer was inspired to invent a craft that would eventually make millions and open a whole new market in the watercraft industy. Yes Larry died, but inspired what you and I know as jet ski's. And now you know the rest of the story!

I know I left those keys here somewhere.