Not jets but I thought would be good for a few captions !!!

Alan

"Now I know things didn't go so well with the last one from Hobby King and Smitty still has to use crutches to get around but this one is from Fly E......."

Marty

That looks like a Lockheed Hawk and you bet your S it does!!

Comes packaged in a nice briefcase.

Even better, the original Desert Hawk was nominated by the Air Force for the 2002 Collier Trophy.

We are finally seeing the effects of the sequester on our Air Force...

"Yup......this thing's design payload is 5lbs of bacon or ham.....drops right out on the target on command"

If you go with bacon bits is that considered a cluster munition?

Marty

If you hold it like this you can throw it farther! Soldier what do you mean "will it fit up my *****?"

Cameron.. "lightweight honeycomb construction, tailplane balanced in the correct place to avoid flutter...."

Soldier.. "You've bought us a t*rd rather than a Rolls Royce again haven't you?"

CAMERON:- 'wow, you mean it can really do all those things?"

SOLDIER:- " wow, you really don't have a clue do you?,you twot!.

Defence Cuts ? No way, this is our new Air Force chaps !!

We paid how much $$$$ for that?

The way they are looking at him it looks like they just got done chasing him around the court yard while he makes airplane sounds, holding the plane over his head and he is still making airplane sounds the solider in front of him looks like he may punch him for acting like an axx.

Price at Tower Hobbies: 300 bucks

Price to the Federal Government: 30,000 bucks

Look on soldier's faces who realize it: Priceless

Your joking right. The unit cost was $67.60 per 0ne hundred. I built and flew drones for the military and believe me you don't get rich.

Equipped?

$185.63

Well, this is a humor forum, isn't it?

I saw a purchase of 8,000,000 for foamies, it was in the news like 2 years ago.

So here is teh caption:
And get this, it is 25% cheaper than an F-16!