Things you say after crashing
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RE: Things you say after crashing
"Origami and wood dont mix...."
"Quit laughing! It was totally not my fault.."
"Hmm, Excellent Inverted hover, dont you think?"
"Quit laughing! It was totally not my fault.."
"Hmm, Excellent Inverted hover, dont you think?"
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RE: Things you say after crashing
Flying a modified Sweet Stick 60 size.
Having a friend helping me; after 6 flights(he didn't like the plane).
While making a left bank the plane was loosing a little alt. then I ask
why didn't you tell me the ground was coming up?
He said that he didn't notice it either. We were watching the plane, not the ground.
Later on he told me that was one time he was glad to see a plane crash.
I didn't rebuild the plane.
I had put barndoor ailerons on the plane,and they would sometimes stick in a bank.
Having a friend helping me; after 6 flights(he didn't like the plane).
While making a left bank the plane was loosing a little alt. then I ask
why didn't you tell me the ground was coming up?
He said that he didn't notice it either. We were watching the plane, not the ground.
Later on he told me that was one time he was glad to see a plane crash.
I didn't rebuild the plane.
I had put barndoor ailerons on the plane,and they would sometimes stick in a bank.
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(after walking to the crash site)...hey!!! ive got great news! i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico!!!
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German pilot, showing off with his big Wigens at a show, with a lot of people waching.
Low knife-edges over the entire length of the field, the spectators love it. Then, one knife-edge, a bit too low.... hitting the dirt with the tip of the wing, resulting in a cloud of very small Wigens parts.....
Dead silence.... no one dares to speak first......
Pilot: " Ich habe mich Verknüppelt"
(Knüppeln means to pilot btw)
Low knife-edges over the entire length of the field, the spectators love it. Then, one knife-edge, a bit too low.... hitting the dirt with the tip of the wing, resulting in a cloud of very small Wigens parts.....
Dead silence.... no one dares to speak first......
Pilot: " Ich habe mich Verknüppelt"
(Knüppeln means to pilot btw)
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RE: Things you say after crashing
hehe heres one...
*quickly throwing the radio into somone elses hands* YOU DID IT!!! LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL PLANE!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU!!! HOW ON EARTH DID YOU?!?! *ramblings just continue to fly toward the poor, innocent bystander*
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*quickly throwing the radio into somone elses hands* YOU DID IT!!! LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL PLANE!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU!!! HOW ON EARTH DID YOU?!?! *ramblings just continue to fly toward the poor, innocent bystander*
Fox
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Where's the reset botton on this transmitter?
Alway's remember to say the pilot's prayer:
Lose not thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee!
Alway's remember to say the pilot's prayer:
Lose not thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee!
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RE: Things you say after crashing
so thats what happens when you land 5 feet to low.....
"I landed with the gear up.." "it doesnt have retracts" "I know..."
Its a glow plane, there's no battery.
this really is an expensive hobby, $500 for a minute of flight
"I landed with the gear up.." "it doesnt have retracts" "I know..."
Its a glow plane, there's no battery.
this really is an expensive hobby, $500 for a minute of flight
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"Im gonna need more then superglue on that heap of junk.."
"Thats not an odd looking shrubbery, thats my plane!"
Bystander to pilot who just dug his ultimate bipe 5 inches deep into the runway: "...If were smart, we 'll call it art and get rich."
"Damned, who touched the gravity machine??"
Make a sub human noice with the back of your throat and stare with bulging eyes while pointing at someone who was standing behind you during the crash.
Hold up a buddybox wire and stumble "W... where did my instructor go??"
Yell "Dead stick!! I dont have it!" AFTER your plane has smashed into a fence. (Saw it happen at the field once)
"Thats not an odd looking shrubbery, thats my plane!"
Bystander to pilot who just dug his ultimate bipe 5 inches deep into the runway: "...If were smart, we 'll call it art and get rich."
"Damned, who touched the gravity machine??"
Make a sub human noice with the back of your throat and stare with bulging eyes while pointing at someone who was standing behind you during the crash.
Hold up a buddybox wire and stumble "W... where did my instructor go??"
Yell "Dead stick!! I dont have it!" AFTER your plane has smashed into a fence. (Saw it happen at the field once)
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BIRDSTRIKE! Did you see that? That was definately a birdstrike!
Ha, Now she'll have to let me buy another one.
Wow, I didn't know the runway was that tall.
Ha, Now she'll have to let me buy another one.
Wow, I didn't know the runway was that tall.