Fatherhood
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Fatherhood
FATHERHOOD
Four expectant fathers were in a hospital waiting room while their wives
were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man,
"Congratulations sir! You're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the
Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You,
sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow! That's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for
3M. My buddies will never let me live this one down."
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the
nurse came back. This time she turned to the third man, who had been very
quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to
quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.
"Don't tell me, another coincidence?" asked the nurse.
After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it. I work
for the Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had
just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and after
some time, he slowly gained consciousness.
When he was finally able to speak, you could hear him whispering the same
phrase over and over again: "I should have never taken that job at 7-Up. I
should have never taken that job at 7-Up. I should have never taken that
job at 7-Up..."
Four expectant fathers were in a hospital waiting room while their wives
were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man,
"Congratulations sir! You're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the
Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You,
sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow! That's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for
3M. My buddies will never let me live this one down."
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the
nurse came back. This time she turned to the third man, who had been very
quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to
quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.
"Don't tell me, another coincidence?" asked the nurse.
After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it. I work
for the Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had
just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and after
some time, he slowly gained consciousness.
When he was finally able to speak, you could hear him whispering the same
phrase over and over again: "I should have never taken that job at 7-Up. I
should have never taken that job at 7-Up. I should have never taken that
job at 7-Up..."