In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so the RC Pilot and the Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And the RC Pilot said, "Yes!" and the Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that the Woman might keep the figure that the RC Pilot found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And the Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And the RC Pilot and the Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And the RC Pilot gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light fluffy white cake and named it "Angel Food Cake" and said, "It is good". Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food".

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so RC Pilot would not have to toil changing the channels nor miss his Tx so much. And the RC Pilot and the Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And the RC Pilot gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that the RC Pilot might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then Satan said, "You want fries with that?" And the RC Pilot replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And the RC Pilot went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. Then Satan created HMOs.

Any joke about insurance companies is a good joke.

Joke =

Insurance Company (HMO's (in general)) = [&o]

What is wrong with flour? Don't tell me you believe that atkins garbage.

I still find it ironic as to how Dr. Atkins died of heart problems.

"Then Satan created HMOs."

Sorry to disagree, but its our wise and forsighted government that created HMOs.
But wait. Whats the difference?

http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?id=2819

Dr. Atkins didn't die of heart problems. He fell and busted his head. (Probably weak from lack of nutrition)